Author Erica Jong and company are stressing about a McCain win:

My friends Ken Follett and Susan Cheever are extremely worried. Naomi Wolf calls me every day. Yesterday, Jane Fonda sent me an email to tell me that she cried all night and can’t cure her ailing back for all the stress that has reduced her to a bundle of nerves.

My back is also suffering from spasms, so much so that I had to see an acupuncturist and get prescriptions for Valium.

Fun crowd. I admit I didn’t realize the gravity of the situation: Jane Fonda’s back hurts! I like the idea of Dr. Obama, the faddish quack with the miracle cure for Hollywood’s hysterical back patients. Sure, he charges a fortune, but . . .

Jane and Erica better get rehabbed soon because,

If Obama loses it will spark the second American Civil War. Blood will run in the streets, believe me. And it’s not a coincidence that President Bush recalled soldiers from Iraq for Dick Cheney to lead against American citizens in the streets.

Why am I not surprised that this twisted fantasy ends with American soldiers killing civilians?