Roger Bennett is the co-host of the Men in Blazers television show, podcast, and digital-content network. His previous books include Bar Mitzvah Disco, co-authored by Nick Kroll. This piece is taken from his new memoir, Reborn in the USA: An Englishman’s Love Letter to His Chosen Home. Copyright © 2021 by In Loving Memory of the Recent Past 2 Inc. From Dey Street Books, an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers. Reprinted by permission.